i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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