How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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