the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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