Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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