i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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