Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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