Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
In America we eat man semen.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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