do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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