no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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