the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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