I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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