Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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