We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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