Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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