Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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