Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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