two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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