I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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