I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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