Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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