Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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