Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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