"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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