Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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