I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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