you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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