I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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