Just cropdusted the office
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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