she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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