do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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