your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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