just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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