Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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