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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you were grabbing cocks left and right

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  you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  maybe i should limp back to therapy...

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  oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof

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• (510): View more from California

  I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.

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