She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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