Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they need to just BURY HIM!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
