Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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