I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I can't put those talents on a resume
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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