The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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