she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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