This girl is more easily done than said...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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