I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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