are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
apparently the secret to your success is patron
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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