I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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