yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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