I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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