woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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