I have demons in me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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