Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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