Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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