Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
