I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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