GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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