i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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