I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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