I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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