we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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