How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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