TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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