everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It was confusing and full of hummus
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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