This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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